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The Future of Phones and Sexual Predators
I have created a future in my head. I am sure you are going to like the idea. It has so many amazing benefits.
In the future, a person’s nose will shine a bright red when they are talking on the phone with someone else. It is like an electric connection that is completed from both ends of the conversation. Two red noses.
I believe this will help to restore a small kink in social society.
Is that person talking to someone, or are they just crazy? Is this a fake conversation? Look at the nose. It will tell you. At Christmas time this is a big bonus because of all the extra lights, and the Rudolph thing too.
I know I know. Ladies are going to tell me they fake talking on the phone for safety precautions. I have already taken this into consideration. In the future that I have created, there is a cool phenomenon. This is what it is.
When any person starts thinking rapey thoughts, their head shines a bright yellow. Everybody can see it. We all know what they are thinking. If any person starts to act on rapey thoughts with a yellow head, they spontaneously combust. Problem solved.
They combust into a vapor and powder that a dog will usually come over and lick up. Like a human flavored Fun Dip. It is not the bloody mess you probably had in your mind…
